And no, I haven't run off and gotten engaged/eloped/checked into rehab.... worry not!!
But gosh so much seems to have happened since I last managed to write... India won the 2020 Wolrd Cup, Kareena and Shahid seem to have broken up, Chak De stunned audiences, Amitabh celebrated another birthday, Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag bombed like we all expected it to, SHAHRUKH KHAN got a SIX PACK FOR OM SHANTI OM....
Pumped Up and Pimped Out
Hats off and a deep bow to the man for being able to pull this off at 40-plus, but ladies, does this really turn you on??? He looks like a C-grade Village Person impersonator.
I was still coming to terms with Shahrukh's newfound nakedness when I flipped channels one day and saw with shock and horror Shekhar Suman....Now he really looks like a wax statue of himself.
I don't know about you, but it's a little too porno-graphique for my liking, both of you. Shudder.
Some things don't change, however. Like Malaika Arora-Khana and her pallu. She's at the CHIP fundraiser, looking quite elegant in an emerald-green saree, hair done up in an impeccable bun, and playing peek-a-boobie once again.
till she finally got tired and decided to show off her back instead....
What Malaika is secretly thinking is: "It's so nice to have my not having my annoying sister sitting on my back like a monkey!!!!"
There was some more fugliness on display at a recent breats cancer awareness fundraiser.
Neha Dhupia proved that was actually something more disastrous than her career: her outfit!!
The peep-toed shoes I like, but the rest of that just looks like the trimmings off an antique lamp-shade.
Suchitra Krishnamoorthy hasn't released an album in years. She hasn't been on the silver screen since her two-bit role "In My Wife's Murder" in 2005. I hear it's because she is focussing on her painting these days. Which is fine by me... but why wear a canvas you unleashed your anger on to a fundraiser??